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[ostavil]

You know I'm a cat person. Why did you bring a dog home exactly?

[dysmorphics]

Because I'm a dog person. And I didn't bring him home, he followed me home. There's a difference.

[ She says "dog person" as if she'd ever had a pet in her life and she wasn't going to like, die from an allergic reaction to animal hair or whatever. ]

[ostavil]

Do you take in every stray you cross paths with? Wait, don't answer that. I realize exactly why you did it.

[dysmorphics]

Oh? And why is that?

We don't have to keep him, just for the night. He has a collar, so he's got to have an owner. I'll start looking tomorrow.

[ostavil]

You brought me home and I'm more trouble than a stray animal.

[dysmorphics]

What trouble? If it's you being insatiable, I have no complaints about that.

[ostavil]

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[dysmorphics]

I'll never tire of you, gorgeous.

[ostavil]

No? Not even when I do dumb shit? Because I do a lot of that.

[dysmorphics]

Hey, it's part of your charm.

[ostavil]

So you're admitting I'm charming. This is a banner day.

[dysmorphics]

When have I ever denied that? Do you want a recap of what I think about you? I have a list.

[ostavil]

Oh, so now we have lists? I have got to see this.

[dysmorphics]

Yeah, but I have to be in the proper mood to want to share it.

[ostavil]

How do I get you into that mood?

[dysmorphics]

Cuddles have a 90% success rate.

[ostavil]

name a time and I’m there

[dysmorphics]

Well what time are you gonna be back?

[ostavil]

ten minutes?

[dysmorphics]

Ten minutes then.

[ostavil]

Actually I can do it in 5.

[dysmorphics]

Without doing anything dangerous? I'm not going anywhere, you can take your time.

[ostavil]

what if i want to do something dangerous?

[dysmorphics]

You can save that for when you get here.

[ostavil]

( It takes seven because he stops and buys a little toy for the dog that has suddenly appeared in his house. )

All right. Let me see my replacement.