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𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩 𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 (
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ostavil
2025-01-01 09:42 pm (UTC)
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Do you take in every stray you cross paths with? Wait, don't answer that. I realize exactly why you did it.
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dysmorphics
2025-01-01 10:04 pm (UTC)
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Oh? And why is that?
We don't have to keep him, just for the night. He has a collar, so he's got to have an owner. I'll start looking tomorrow.
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ostavil
2025-01-01 10:11 pm (UTC)
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You brought
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dysmorphics
2025-01-01 11:17 pm (UTC)
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What trouble? If it's you being insatiable, I have no complaints about that.
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ostavil
2025-01-02 01:40 pm (UTC)
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<Font face=“courier new”>surprised you haven’t gotten worn out yet from it honestly </font>
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dysmorphics
2025-01-02 09:30 pm (UTC)
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I'll never tire of you, gorgeous.
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ostavil
2025-01-02 09:36 pm (UTC)
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No? Not even when I do dumb shit? Because I do a lot of that.
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dysmorphics
2025-01-02 10:04 pm (UTC)
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Hey, it's part of your charm.
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ostavil
2025-01-02 10:10 pm (UTC)
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So you're admitting I'm charming. This is a banner day.
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dysmorphics
2025-01-03 10:51 am (UTC)
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When have I ever denied that? Do you want a recap of what I think about you? I have a list.
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ostavil
2025-01-03 11:53 pm (UTC)
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Oh, so now we have lists? I have got to see this.
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dysmorphics
2025-01-04 07:57 am (UTC)
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Yeah, but I have to be in the proper mood to want to share it.
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ostavil
2025-01-04 05:38 pm (UTC)
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How do I get you into that mood?
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dysmorphics
2025-01-04 06:57 pm (UTC)
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Cuddles have a 90% success rate.
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ostavil
2025-01-04 08:54 pm (UTC)
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name a time and I’m there
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dysmorphics
2025-01-05 11:26 am (UTC)
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Well what time are you gonna be back?
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ostavil
2025-01-06 05:23 am (UTC)
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ten minutes?
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dysmorphics
2025-01-06 07:22 am (UTC)
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Ten minutes then.
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ostavil
2025-01-09 10:32 pm (UTC)
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Actually I can do it in 5.
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dysmorphics
2025-01-10 07:07 am (UTC)
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Without doing anything dangerous? I'm not going anywhere, you can take your time.
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ostavil
2025-01-10 07:24 am (UTC)
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what if i want to do something dangerous?
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dysmorphics
2025-01-10 07:31 am (UTC)
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You can save that for when you get here.
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ostavil
2025-01-12 11:54 pm (UTC)
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It takes seven because he stops and buys a little toy for the dog that has suddenly appeared in his house.
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All right. Let me see my replacement.
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dysmorphics
2025-01-13 12:32 pm (UTC)
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Oh c'mon now, no one's replacing you.
[ But a
scruffy, tired-looking dog
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on her lap and she's drying his fur with a towel. ]
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ostavil
2025-01-15 10:59 pm (UTC)
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He
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a pretty cute replacement even if I'm a cat person. I guess I can be a dog person.
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it WOULD be funny if she turns out to be allergic to flerken hair 😂
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We don't have to keep him, just for the night. He has a collar, so he's got to have an owner. I'll start looking tomorrow.
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All right. Let me see my replacement.
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[ But a scruffy, tired-looking dog is on her lap and she's drying his fur with a towel. ]
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( For her? Anything. )
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it WOULD be funny if she turns out to be allergic to flerken hair 😂
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