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[dysmorphics]

What trouble? If it's you being insatiable, I have no complaints about that.

[ostavil]

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<Font face=“courier new”>surprised you haven’t gotten worn out yet from it honestly </font>

[dysmorphics]

I'll never tire of you, gorgeous.

[ostavil]

No? Not even when I do dumb shit? Because I do a lot of that.

[dysmorphics]

Hey, it's part of your charm.

[ostavil]

So you're admitting I'm charming. This is a banner day.

[dysmorphics]

When have I ever denied that? Do you want a recap of what I think about you? I have a list.

[ostavil]

Oh, so now we have lists? I have got to see this.

[dysmorphics]

Yeah, but I have to be in the proper mood to want to share it.

[ostavil]

How do I get you into that mood?

[dysmorphics]

Cuddles have a 90% success rate.

[ostavil]

name a time and I’m there

[dysmorphics]

Well what time are you gonna be back?

[ostavil]

ten minutes?

[dysmorphics]

Ten minutes then.

[ostavil]

Actually I can do it in 5.

[dysmorphics]

Without doing anything dangerous? I'm not going anywhere, you can take your time.

[ostavil]

what if i want to do something dangerous?

[dysmorphics]

You can save that for when you get here.

[ostavil]

( It takes seven because he stops and buys a little toy for the dog that has suddenly appeared in his house. )

All right. Let me see my replacement.

[dysmorphics]

Oh c'mon now, no one's replacing you.

[ But a scruffy, tired-looking dog is on her lap and she's drying his fur with a towel. ]

[ostavil]

He is a pretty cute replacement even if I'm a cat person. I guess I can be a dog person.

( For her? Anything. )

[dysmorphics]

[ She scoots a bit more on the couch to give him space to sit beside her, easily lifting the dog and playfully nuzzling her face against his fur. She laughs. ]

Remember that time you got cat hair on your clothes and for a while we were so confused why I was suddenly allergic to you?

[ostavil]

Oh, right. Can't forget that. You don't even still have allergies, do you? Didn't those all go away?

( He thinks so but it would be endearing if she did still have them, just a little thing to remind him of the past. )

it WOULD be funny if she turns out to be allergic to flerken hair 😂

[dysmorphics]

Yeah, I'm immune to most things now. Allergies, alcohol. Except your charms, apparently.

[ If he starts anything now not even this dog can stop them. ]

What have you got there?