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[dysmorphics]

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[ostavil]

No? Not even when I do dumb shit? Because I do a lot of that.

[dysmorphics]

Hey, it's part of your charm.

[ostavil]

So you're admitting I'm charming. This is a banner day.

[dysmorphics]

When have I ever denied that? Do you want a recap of what I think about you? I have a list.

[ostavil]

Oh, so now we have lists? I have got to see this.

[dysmorphics]

Yeah, but I have to be in the proper mood to want to share it.

[ostavil]

How do I get you into that mood?

[dysmorphics]

Cuddles have a 90% success rate.

[ostavil]

name a time and I’m there

[dysmorphics]

Well what time are you gonna be back?

[ostavil]

ten minutes?

[dysmorphics]

Ten minutes then.

[ostavil]

Actually I can do it in 5.

[dysmorphics]

Without doing anything dangerous? I'm not going anywhere, you can take your time.

[ostavil]

what if i want to do something dangerous?

[dysmorphics]

You can save that for when you get here.

[ostavil]

( It takes seven because he stops and buys a little toy for the dog that has suddenly appeared in his house. )

All right. Let me see my replacement.

[dysmorphics]

Oh c'mon now, no one's replacing you.

[ But a scruffy, tired-looking dog is on her lap and she's drying his fur with a towel. ]

[ostavil]

He is a pretty cute replacement even if I'm a cat person. I guess I can be a dog person.

( For her? Anything. )

[dysmorphics]

[ She scoots a bit more on the couch to give him space to sit beside her, easily lifting the dog and playfully nuzzling her face against his fur. She laughs. ]

Remember that time you got cat hair on your clothes and for a while we were so confused why I was suddenly allergic to you?

[ostavil]

Oh, right. Can't forget that. You don't even still have allergies, do you? Didn't those all go away?

( He thinks so but it would be endearing if she did still have them, just a little thing to remind him of the past. )

it WOULD be funny if she turns out to be allergic to flerken hair 😂

[dysmorphics]

Yeah, I'm immune to most things now. Allergies, alcohol. Except your charms, apparently.

[ If he starts anything now not even this dog can stop them. ]

What have you got there?

[ostavil]

Well, I am like a cold you can't get rid of. It figures I'd stick around even though all the allergies got cured.

( Bucky hands over the toy, a little stuffed bone with a squeaker in it. )

Toy. I figured the dog needed something to play with while he was...temporarily with us.

[dysmorphics]

You do keep me in bed a lot of the time.

[ Ha. She grins.

She takes the toy and gives him a kiss on the cheek for his thoughtfulness. Anyone can say what they want about him, and even he can beat himself up for some of the things he's done in the past, but she knows he is kind and good and she'll be there to remind him whenever he doubts himself. ]

Oh, good. Thanks. This will keep him busy.

[ostavil]

Thought so. Besides, a dog needs toys. That's just a given.

( He'll always think himself unforgivable for the things that he's done but Steph forgives him so that's enough, he thinks, for him to not wallow in it. He babytalks the dog.)

Bet your parents are missing you, little buddy.