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[dysmorphics]

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[dysmorphics]

Is that part of your new year's resolutions too? Because you can start running with me.

[kalashnikov]

Sam told me you're a real brat on the track.

[dysmorphics]

Oh did he? What a sore loser.

[kalashnikov]

We should sneak up on him when he's running next.

[dysmorphics]

Ooh, I like that. And then he's gonna say you're a brat too. I'm in.

[kalashnikov]

He's said worse.

[dysmorphics]

He called you ugly?

[kalashnikov]

He did say I was goofy-looking once.

[dysmorphics]

Recently or after he first met you? I can understand the latter. That look wasn't really working for you.

[kalashnikov]

Last month sometime, so he has no excuse. I've cleaned up.

[dysmorphics]

Now that's just rude.

[kalashnikov]

Yeah, you need better friends.

[dysmorphics]

I don't know, you're one of them.

[kalashnikov]

I think that backs my point up even more.

[dysmorphics]

My options are kind of limited though. The lads at the retirement home aren't really up to throwing bricks and punching Nazis anymore.

[kalashnikov]

Hey, I heard it's coming back around.

[dysmorphics]

We could start a club.

[kalashnikov]

Nazi punching club? I'm down.

[dysmorphics]

I'll make us recruitment posters. Put your face on them to really sell it.

[kalashnikov]

See, I'd think that would have the opposite effect somehow. Infamous for all the wrong reasons.

[dysmorphics]

No, it just shows we mean business with the Nazi punching and it's not some cover for a speed dating event or something like that. We've got a whole museum exhibit to back us up if they doubt our credentials.

[kalashnikov]

You get confused for speed dating often?

[dysmorphics]

No, but the Internet is terribly invested in my sex life.

[kalashnikov]

You want me to take down the world wide web? I could probably give it a reasonable go.

[dysmorphics]

What are you gonna do, make a burner account and yell at people in the comments section? Because I can back you up. Like or upvote or whatever you need.