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[freakymagoo]

Yeah. [As in, yes to chocolate syrup, yes to hot chocolate, no to marshmallows.

Is he fussy?]

[dysmorphics]

[ Look, he's had years of looking after her food when they go out and make sure there's nothing that'll set off her allergies. It's fine. ]

Should I get a bubble bath ready too? You're gonna need to wash off that stink.

[freakymagoo]

I am Groot.

[dysmorphics]

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot?

[freakymagoo]

I am also not that stinky.

But I like that glittery fizzy purple bath bomb that looks like a unicorn threw up in the tub.

[dysmorphics]

[ Is he shitting her? Too bad if he is, because she's getting that glittery fizzy purple bath bomb ready. ]

You'll still stink of river and singing fish and 'evidence'. Can't let you get on my couch until you're nice and clean.