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[dysmorphics]

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[freakymagoo]

I am Groot.

[dysmorphics]

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot?

[freakymagoo]

I am also not that stinky.

But I like that glittery fizzy purple bath bomb that looks like a unicorn threw up in the tub.

[dysmorphics]

[ Is he shitting her? Too bad if he is, because she's getting that glittery fizzy purple bath bomb ready. ]

You'll still stink of river and singing fish and 'evidence'. Can't let you get on my couch until you're nice and clean.